Mike Brendan: Troll Hunter

After a lovely two week respite from the mangy, flea infested Nikita, our little troll has come back with a 19 page (!) .pdf file explaining  why his collection of whining and egomania isn’t libelous.  While I never link to his silliness, I will in this case, as it’s breathtaking in its hypocrisy, delusions, and…

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The Impotence of Being Nickolaus

In his latest whinefest, attention whoring, incoherent rambling, Nickistiltskin regales us with his latest bad idea: his new full length non fiction piece (of tripe). Two artists came forward to wanting to illustrate the book, I’m not sure wanting to cover it in graffiti rife with penises is the same thing, but hey, it’s his…

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Getting Submissions The Pacione Way

First, you start by posting a self pic giving the camera your stubby middle finger. Follow this up by making a face as if you just pooped your pants. Third, make sure it’s so low res that it appears blurry and blotchy (though in this case, it’s an improvement). Since he’ll scream if I use…

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La Femme Nikita is off his meds again…

Not one to let Phoolbin and Dickstine grab all the limelight, La Femme Nikita is on another rampage. Grab some Tums, a bottle of booze and hold on, it’s NIkita time! http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2008/09/more-out-of-context.html. He starts out with what is his norm; something which makes no sense and as incoherent as McCain trying to explain Sarah Palin’s…

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Brian Keene on Bad Moon Books

Brian Keene wrote a blog entry regarding Bad Moon Books and its head honcho, http://www.briankeene.com/?p=250. This was something I wrote about back on August 15, in regards to a thread on SL, http://raingods.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/matt-gets-his-snippers-out-again/. I have to say, I’m very happy that a writer with the profile of Mr. Keene was able to not only take…

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Nikita’s eloquent email

Nikita’s on a tear today. Received this email from La Femme. Somehow he thinks my taking down something everyone already read (and still available elsewhere) was a win for him. He writes(and I use that term loosely): What’s wrong,  pissed off that I pointed out to wordpress you stole my article?   Fuck off queer.   I…

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With apologies to Kruschev and women everywhere

La Femme Nikita mentions in his latest blog dropping his dislike for the nickname I’ve been calling him. Despite Rusty pointing out Kruschev, former soviet leader, was named Nikita as well, he feels it’s demeaning to him. And it is. To Kruschev. To women, as well.  Without exception, the women I’ve known in my life…

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