First, you start by posting a self pic giving the camera your stubby middle finger. Follow this up by making a face as if you just pooped your pants. Third, make sure it’s so low res that it appears blurry and blotchy (though in this case, it’s an improvement). Since he’ll scream if I use the picture here, go take a quick look. http://unclefossil.wordpress.com/ Note: I am not responsible for any ill effects you may succumb to by viewing said photo. Proceed at your own risk!
Once that’s done, refer people to wikipedia because you’re too incompetent to say what you want. Assure potential submissions that it will take 5 editors to make it coherent, then confuse them by calling yourself an executive producer.
Also, make sure you let everyone know your crap will be the lead story, no matter how much better other stories may be (let’s face it, anything will be better than his).
Refer people to a social network to get ideas for characters. Since Nicky has no clue how to create a character, he thinks everyone is as ignorant as himself.
Finally, pimp your own work in a lame attempt to make sales.
Do all that, and you can be as successful as Lake Fossil Press!
That finger is all he’s got left after failing his Yakuza boss too many times.
Even the Yakuza have standards.
Are the 5 editors the 5 stubby fingers of his right hand? What’s with him and Twighlight Zone fan fiction?
Twilight Zone..
Yeah, I forgot to mention that part too. I’ll add something in after dinner if I remember long enough. Lots of storms and lightning, so I may shut stuff down til it blows over.
He fancies himself to be a 21st century Rod Serling. The problem with that is that Serling could write. Nicky, not so much. Not at all, in fact.
Listen you rape-baby fuck, I can write and been published for my fiction and nonfiction respectively. You are what happens when two cousins get together and fuck. You want to call me out of name, you are a waste of baby batter that should had been a goddamned abortion you AIDS infested faggot.
Nicky’s horny again, obsessing over semen.
No — I am not obsessed over semen you fucking abortion.
You talk about it more than any gay man I know.
It’s disgusting for men to fuck one another, and those who do will be put to death, just as they deserve.
Lol, whatever gives you a boner Nicky.
I guess you don’t believe that you are going to burn in hell. Willfully trampling on the crucifix to kiss the devil beneath his tail.
I’m an atheist shit for brains, I don’t believe in fairy tales.
Aww there goes Nicky projecting his raeg at being an actual product of rape. It’s okay Nicky, there really is no shame in being conceived during a rape. You had no control over that. There is also no shame in sexually desiring another man. We are not going to judge you for that.
With all the vile hatred, lies, and not following any of the 10 commandments, you’ll be burning in hell with us Nicky
Interesting, now Nicky is advocating for abortion. Hardly the pro-life Christian Conservative he claims to be. Although we all already knew that.
September 18, 2013 at 7:30 am
Listen you rape-baby fuck, I can write and been published for my fiction and nonfiction respectively. You are what happens when two cousins get together and fuck. You want to call me out of name, you are a waste of baby batter that should had been a goddamned abortion you AIDS infested faggot.
And don’t include where to SEND your submissions. Make them guess which of a million email addresses you want them to use!
I have three AIM address that I use for submissions. I have the magazine guidelines set up on my social network.
Lol, yeah they get SO much traffic. You’ll be rolling in subs in no time. Maybe if you weren’t so hateful you’d stop getting banned from everywhere.
That is a highly disorganized approach that makes no sense. You’re best with one dedicated address as a slush pile.
But that assumes common sense and professionalism, which you don’t have.
I used two e-mail addresses for Lake Fossil Press and The Ethereal Gazette. My methods do work — I communicate with authors in real time to let them know they are accepted or rejected.
The only thing you do that works is, well, nothing.
That’s what you keep telling yourself as you try to convince the world that I am a child rapust and a child molester. My work was vivid enough to get an oil painting and able to be illustrated. What do you say to those people who can illustrate my visions of horror. I draw from real life for my work, and you piss on everyone who enjoy it. On AuthorsDen.com I got 500 reviews from people who enjoy it.
I say they’re as clueless as you are and wouldn’t know good writing if it but them on the ass.
AIM??? I don’t even know anyone who still uses that.
There are many who have AOL accounts for their e-mail addresses — that was how I got Ray Nelson for Issue 12.
You’re not doing yourself any favors. You sound incredibly stupid saying that.
I have a contact list of over a 1000 people and not a single person uses AIM. I honestly thought they went under.
I know, why use Skype or Google hangouts when you can use AIM?
I mean AOL. AIM/AOL…dinosaurs…
Once again, you prove that you are clueless about technology or organization.
I am not clueless. If you were to do submissions for an anthology would you want to communicate with the would be contributors in real time?
You couldn’t get your computer out of sleep mode! How much more clueless can you get? My 72 year old mother knows more about computers than you.
I got it working now you AIDS carrier.
It took you three days. That’s not to mention how many crashes and pc’s you’ve gone through because you don’t know what you’re doing and too ignorant to learn.
I got it working now you fag. Now shut the fuck up and let me gain a readership with my titles without you violating my fucking copyrights like a flaming homo.
you can’t copyright a title you moron. How many times do people have to tell you that? Especially since you use titles from the shitty bands you listen to.
“…without you violating my fucking copyrights…”
Says the man-child who rips off titles for metal songs for his own work. You can’t copyright titles, Nicky. Why are we still telling you this?
Also, you couldn’t get your laptop out of a “sleep state” for three days. That’s the sort of thing people figure out in three seconds. Let’s not forget those YouTube videos you made with no sound because you couldn’t take the time to figure out how to operate your camera properly.
This steadfast refusal to learn is why you fail at everything you do.
Nicky, what’s with you telling everyone to rape animals and parents? Is it b/c your father had sex with your mother when she was young, so you are the result of statuatory rape? You’d think you’d watch throwing that word around.
The picture was from a show I hosted in 2008 — it was taken by someone who snapped the picture of the opening band’s lead vocalist, the vocalist of my Gothicfest 2007 mate, Mykil Grim, and me as I was catching some air as my best friends were warming up before their set. I can write, just that you faggots are spoiled by Poppy Z. Brite and Clive Barker entertaining faggots while someone comes along like O.S. Card speaking out against homosexuality.
You can’t write. If you could you’d be published more often. It’s not us keeping you back. It’s your severe lack of talent, and ability.
It’s an unprofessional photo. It doesn’t make you look like bad-ass, it just makes you look like an ass.
And Scott is right. You can’t write.
I can fucking write you grammar-nazi faggot.
There’s as much relation between what you produce and writing as there is between a two year old’s mudpie and a six course banquet produced by a kitchen of five star chefs.
No you can’t Nicky. You’ve proven that time and time again.
COMPLETELY unprofessional. Nobody in their right mind would want to work with someone that thinks that sort of photo is appropriate. It just makes you look bad and it would make anyone who worked with you look bad. As if anyone actually wants to work with you, but that’s another story.
His middle finger is really short and stubby too. I wonder if he doesn’t realize everyone is going to know that Melany was right about umm…well you know…he really ought to not show his tiny finger size.
You don’t get it. I don’t even know who these people you are referring to. You cannot write. Worse, you don’t get any better. If anything you get worse. It has nothing to do with homosexuality of which you are well versed in writing about. Watch a lot of gay porn? Why would anyone possibly want to submit anything to you? Oh that’s right so you can fill some pages b/c you know you cannot write.
I can write. If I could’t write you facless dyke, I would not had been placed in Emanations.; You are going to insult the people who believe in my work? You go dissing me with your fucking little “story” without reading a single ounce of my work. you don’t just fucking get it.
People believe in your work like they believe in Bigfoot.
Nicky, unfortunately I’ve read your work which is why my stories are so funny. If you had an ounce of reading comprehension you could figure that out. You’ll just have to buy the anthology when it comes out. Sorry, no freebies until then. I had more people read my little “story” than you ever had read one of your books.
He’s given out more copies than anyone has ever purchased.
You’re an idiot Nicky. Your work is [email protected], and you know it. You don’t even try to fix it. You fail to understand criticizing someone’s body of work doesn’t mean they are criticizing someone who published it 10+ years ago. Oh and it’s not a “story”- it’s stories, and tonight the main character is going to wash his hair in Fossil Lake b/c he’s dirty and greasy.
My poor, poor, polluted lake! Oh noes!
I’ve been published off and on since I was 20 years old you fucking faceless aborted cunt. You are what happens when two cousins fuck and fail to have an abortion.
Thanks for more ammo to show the court if you’re stupid enough to think they’ll ever let you near your son.
Hey Nicky, I’ve been published since I was 12, although I am pretty sure I would have been published when I was 5 if my classmate bully hadn’t eaten my work.
I’m making my huge return with my contributions to the Fossil Lake anthology. Stay tuned.
And here we have the North American Pygmy Derp, a strange species of sub-human that is completely inept at using technology…
Hey Nicky, April Derlith came to me in a vision last night and said she never said how great you were. She said to tell you to prove it, because there is no proof. She said you really ought to stop pretending people said things when they didn’t (just as fake press releases, fake quotes and disparaging the dead by claiming endorsement of yourself).
That wasn’t a fake quote. She didn’t appear to you in a dream stinky cat so go find yourself a dead horse and rape it.
Your delusions know no bounds. Better get back on your meds.
You are making fun of Seasons of Black September you don;t know an epic when you see it you knob jockey. Go got Clive Barker pregnant you fag.
It’s laughably bad. The only thing epic is how many commas you use.
It is not bad at all — it was good enough to be recorded on Mp3.com, it is a dark symbolic poem. You don;’t appreciate when a Christian produces something of quality. There was nothing like Seasons Of Black September out there in 2002.
There’s plenty of crap that’s recorded that doesn’t mean anything. I have no problem with Christians. I have problems with people like you who call yourselves Christian and act the opposite of what christ would do. You’re nothing but a list, a sham, and a thief.
I’m more of a christian than Nicky is, and I’m not one. LOL I guarantee in the past week I’ve stepped foot in church more than he has (twice for fundraising dinners…I may not follow their god, but damn his followers are pretty good cooks!)
Heck, I’m an atheist and act more like a Christian than he does. It’s nothing but a buzz word to him.
I am far from a sham. I’ve been upfront from the beginning and told my line ups I would pound the payment to get the word out about their published stories.
Oh, so you told them upfront you would steal their stories or refuse to pay them/
It’s as fake as your claim that Joe Lansdale gave you a blurb.
Sorry Nicky, she did. Where’s your proof otherwise? She wanted me to tell everyone she in no way endorsed you, ever. True paranormal account. I think I’ll write a short story on it.
And I would like to know if Nicky ever actually had a legitimate blurb written for him?
If such a thing exists, could someone please let me know where I could check that out?
What’s with all the Twilight Zone fanfiction references from Nicky lately? For someone who claims to hate fan fiction he lacks any imagination.
5 supposed editors?? How can he not back up his work? Dropbox is even free….yeesh…
I doubt he even has ONE other editor. Nobody is going to slog through his crap for free, and we know that’s what he pays folks.
10:1 he gets Dagstine involved.
Melany you fat bloated whore, stealing my fucking titles for your recognition. My magazines alumni is well aware of what you are doing — stealing my titles that are closely associated with me, you are better off getting recognized by having a bukkake party with the entire backward hick town of Hampton, Iowa. For the record, April called me the hybrid of H.P. Lovecraft and her father about a month before I was published the first time and the curator of the Poe museum said that I was an updated version of Poe. Both over the phone, I kept what April said silent for nearly 7 years — when she died, I had to let people know who said it. If you want to insult Grabowsky for opening to door for me to be published, you can stay in your fucking one horse down and rot in the grave. You just don’t want our son seeing what I do — because you are deathly afraid that he would want the culture that I was blessed with.
No, if your son saw what you are, he’d die of embarrassment.
He wouldn’t be embarrassed, he would be intrigued by a man who accomplished a lot but still trying to make his mark. How I keep promises to friends I made nearly 10 years ago before I got published, and the Chicago metal scene helped me make good on that promise I made to them, when I was 23.
LOL! You really need to take a good look at yourself. You’re the most unpleasant person I know. And you’ve accomplished nothing. You, your writing, and LFP are one big failure. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t have to beg, borrow and steal for material. You’d make enough to finance the next book. But no, you make dick from it, because it’s so bad.
Time to face reality, you’re not getting any younger.
I am far from being a failure, just faggots like you and stuck up rim jobs like Darren McKeeman told everyone to give the book shit reviews without fucking reading the damn thing. You wonder why he is out of the job at gothic.net — it is because I ended his career as an editor. I will make my money — just have to do it with nook as that is how I made money from More Frightening The Fiction. Are you going to insult Grabowsky and Vinson because they enjoy my work — as you consider Grabowsky one of your friends.
Nook will be out of business within a year you bozo. Don’t you read any news about what’s happening? No wonder you never make money, you have no business sense and too fucking lazy to do any research.
I on the other hand had 5 articles published in the last two weeks. What about you? That’s right, too busy blaming everyone but yourself for your failure.
If she had given you such a high compliment, why would you keep it a secret for seven years? That makes absolutely NO sense. IF she had said any such thing, you of all people would be crowing about it all over the place.
No Nicky- the curator NEVER compared you to Poe. You are a liar. He issued a statement denouncing that which you already know but refuse to acknowledge. I know him you raging idiot. It’s just like every other blurb you claim you have (usually from dead people) b/c you think it cannot be verified. Well, that’s where you are wrong. The museum and the curator in no way endorses anything you wrote and NEVER made anything remotely similar to a comparison b/t you and Poe. April never gave you a blurb either. The extent of your lying is pathetic.
“… I kept what April said silent for nearly 7 years — when she died, I had to let people know who said it.”
Horsehockey. You kept your lying shut about until then because you knew she’d refute you for saying it.
It’s like when obnoxious tourists try to communicate by just getting LOUDER and MORE EXAGGERATED with GESTURES, as if that’ll suddenly help it make sense.
You are a failure, Mr. Pacione. If you were such a raging success instead of a raging you-know-what, you wouldn’t have to keep reminding people about how successful you are. You wouldn’t keep whining about how everybody else prevents you from making sales You would have those sales. You don’t. Therefore, you are not a success in your career.
You would not keep whining about how others are preventing you from having a girlfriend. You would have one, if you were a nice person, and paid some attention to personal hygiene You do not. Therefore you are not a success in your personal life.
I could go on, but I’m getting bored.
Your son wouldn’t be intrigued you would embarrass the hell out of him with your disgusting looks, behavior, attitude towards everyone that isn’t you. He wouldn’t find your ‘jokes’ about rape, incest, necrophilia, and bestiality funny even if he could understand them. We’re going to make damn sure you don’t get anywhere near him.
Oh, for heaven’s sake. Poor April Derleth. I liked her a lot when I met her, but she would be the first to admit that she wasn’t qualified to be an editor. That’s why she hired Jim Turner and then Peter Ruber. On that basis, I’m afraid her literary judgment isn’t too significant (she thought, for instance, that I wrote science fiction).
Nickinocchio has a history of lying about endorsements. I am sure April never gave any such endorsement, just has the curator of the Poe Museum has denied ever calling him the “updated version of Poe” as he has suddenly claimed. Reality eludes him.